"And the man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for." -Herman Melville, Moby Dick
Friday, January 21, 2011
My New Hood Ornament
As I waited for a light at the intersection of two major roads, I became aware of a little boy. I turned and found Little-Boy was sitting in a child’s seat, front passenger side in the truck on my left. He was dressed in a blue suit, hair neatly combed and parted. As I looked at him, I also looked past him, at his mom. Mom was a “looker.” I try not to be rude, but I must reiterate, mom was a “looker”, and so I was compelled to look; I am after all a guy. I suppose Little-Boy noticed my looking. He turned to me and I said to him in a mock-enthusiastic manner, as both our windows were down, “Is that your mom?” I believe I heard him reply, “Yeah.” I added, “Your mom’s pretty!” Mom took notice and smiled. Little-Boy whipped his gaze from me to his mom, and back to me and back to mom, and back to me. I noticed on his face a most serious and dark look of disapproval. I went back to watching the light when without warning, a small toy clattered across my truck’s hood. The child had launched it at me. I set the brake, turned off the engine and hustled out to recover it. I was laughing, mom was laughing, Little-Boy was not. I returned to him his toy, and hurried back to mine as the light had changed. I had just closed the door, when the toy came flying through the open window. Little-Boy had perfected his aim. The traffic proceeded and left me no chance to return his “gift” as they were well on their way but I am certain that I saw, as the two of them pulled away, mom was laughing. Mario, however, was mine.
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Hey Kelley,
ReplyDeleteCool story! You got Mario cuz you had a pretty mom!
I was at the bank yesterday and walked out to my car and the guy who walked out with me opened my car door and saw my car seat in the back seat and asked if I had recently had a baby, LOL, I laughed and said "NO, I'm a Gramma!" He told me I was one hot Gramma! Made me feel good, anyway! Thanks for sharing with me.