Women are constantly asking themselves those questions of their men friends and it is time I reveal to you a number of facts about male behavior. First you need to understand that there is an under-layment of basic animal behavior. Everything displayed after that is nothing more than the décor of our vain behavior. We are a rather like decorator crabs, picking up bits and pieces of our environment and requisitioning those items for our personal use which is primarily an effort to attract a female of the species. But, as I said, there are really only three things that make up our foundation and everything else is fluff.
The three criteria by which men judge everything in the world are as follows.
Number one: Can you eat it?
Number two: Does it make music?
Number three: Can you have sex with it?
If it does not meet one of those criteria, it is judged as being of peripheral interest.
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